What is it with ...

[tomasmk2]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bacefelice:
What is it with strippers named after Steely Dan albums?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>



WAR DEACON BLUES

[bbqjones]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
They took me for ...

1. Cover Charge - $5
2. Parking in the "Secure Lot" - $2
3. Coke (carbonated beverage, not illegal drug) - $12
4. Coat Check - $1
5. Bouncer "tip" - $20
6. Waitress in G-string "tip" - $3
7. Three hours of lap dances - $0

Grand total - $48

And the only one I know personally is working her way through school. She's going to be a high school Biology teacher.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Uncle Fester]

You gave $20 to the bouncer and $3 to the stripper?

Okay...whatever.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
They took me for ...

1. Cover Charge - $5
2. Parking in the "Secure Lot" - $2
3. Coke (carbonated beverage, not illegal drug) - $12
4. Coat Check - $1
5. Bouncer "tip" - $20
6. Waitress in G-string "tip" - $3
7. Three hours of lap dances - $0

Grand total - $48

And the only one I know personally is working her way through school. She's going to be a high school Biology teacher.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

5+2+12+1+20+3 = 43

[OmegaVerb]

I'm an engineer ... not a mathematician.

And I have to pad my estimates to accomodate unforeseen expenses.

Alls I know; I had two singles in that billfold when I got home. That $5 must have been for another Coke and tip for my G-string waitress.

[ElGRANDPEEHOLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uncle Fester:
You gave $20 to the bouncer and $3 to the stripper?

Okay...whatever.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Doesn't surprise me one bit. He probably gave the stripper $3 just to get away. Damn Fags.

[lovebuzz!]

Chloe is so not a stripper name.

Dorks.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
I'm an engineer ... not a mathematician.

And I have to pad my estimates to accomodate unforeseen expenses.

Alls I know; I had two singles in that billfold when I got home. That $5 must have been for another Coke and tip for my G-string waitress.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't sweat it.

You are not the first to return from the strip club with cash unaccounted for.

[OmegaVerb]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uncle Fester:
You gave $20 to the bouncer and $3 to the stripper?

Okay...whatever.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

The $20 was to get into the "VIP" Room ... and I didn't pay a stripper anything. That money was for the waitress.

Do they have waitresses at the Titty Bars you frequent?

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by 108:
Chloe is so not a stripper name.

Dorks.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didn't mean to hit so close to home. Sorry Chloe.